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10 Unbelievable Fireworks Packaging Designs

 

Twenty-six states—Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Washington, Wyoming and Georgia—permit the sale of all or most types of consumer fireworks to residents, so it's pretty likely you'll find most of these if you're looking for them. Happy 4th of July and be safe!

1Ambushed


Ambushed
Politically packaged fireworks are indeed hot sellers—this one reads "AMBUSHED: The 436 Billion Dollar Deficit Man" and features a picture of George W. Bush as The Six Million Dollar Man, Steve Austin.
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2Anxiety Attack


Anxiety Attack
What these fireworks are guaranteed to give you if you are anywhere near them. Here's what they look like in use:

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3Boiling Point


Boiling Point
When water in a tea kettle reaches its boiling point, it emits a whistling noise to let you know.
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4Blonde Joke


Blonde Joke
What do blonde jokes (usually with a punchline that infers women with blonde hair are stupid) and fireworks have in common? We have no idea, but here's what you're getting:

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5Unforgettable


Unforgettable
What could be more unforgettable than a dollar bill featuring Albert Einstein? Is it some kind of Illuminati symbolism or just representational of America? We don't know exactly, but the light show is worth seeing:

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6Girl Power


Girl Power
"So tell me what you want, what you really really want.." I really want to keep my fingers while lighting these.

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7Gittin It Done


Gittin It Done
A firework that gets the job done, however insensitive its packaging may now be.

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8Gorilla Warfare


Gorilla Warfare
The packaging looks like a still from a Planet of the Apes sequel and the fireworks give us the most bang for our buck on this list:

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9Neighbor Hater


Neighbor Hater
Nothing like a little truth in advertising!
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10Poopy Puppy


Poopy Puppy
Light the fuse under its tail, and you have a pooping dog!
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